The River's Journal - Kickamus assiest partimus

Okay so seriously yesterday was fan-fricken-tastic!
It started with me getting this seriously awesome shampoo that makes your head tingle and smells of mint. Ian is in love. Then halfpint and I head out for some Cactus club and man can they serve a steak some serious great med rare peppercorn sirloin! Ian is in love. Then I picked up a bottle of wine and headed to Craig's where I popped open that wine and guzzled down. We spent time in the hot tub, I met some kick-ass people. It was seriously hardcore greatness! There were some downs though...MIKE! but I blocked the main part of it. good times all in all except for that friggen spring in the bed. But I blame Jessica.

WOOO!

Thanx Craig for the hosting and thanx to you too Jess! AWESOME NIGHT!! EVERY BIT!

I figure that I should also put up a list of people I met should be included.

Chick in leather: she was good looking. I don't think she was single and she didn't talk much but when she did she was funny.

Guy who tried to set me up with a chick: He wore aviators and was really tall and lanky. He was funny

Girl that people were attemtping to set me up with: She was funny and talkative and liked Shiraz.

Mike:...ummm awkward.

Guy who tried to steal the bed: DROP DEAD PUNK! THAT BED WAS COMFY!

Exhibitionist chick: she went topless in the hottub a lot...Jessica please don't leave me in a hottub alone with a topless chick again.

Ass who brought pre-mixed Ceasers and came with Gina: He was cool but I hate him for bringing pre-mixed Ceasers..THEY ARE AN ART JACKASS! NOT TO BE BOTTLED AND SODOMIZED IN THAT WAY!

Random others: I greeted lots of people and promptly forgot them. YAY!

Further update:
I would like to add this: http://www.wagenschenke.ch (play home run)